we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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