Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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