What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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