We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
tell me about the fingering
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