Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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