Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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