Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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