Sry I called you an 8
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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