yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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