i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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