Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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