Pappa wants mamma naked
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
