We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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