I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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