rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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