I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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