Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Will you blow on my dice?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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