okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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