He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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