butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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