paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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