Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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