Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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