Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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