And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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