Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
