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(607): View more from New York

Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone in a vagina costume on campus.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos

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