Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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