Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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