Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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