i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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