Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
