did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
