Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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