I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
