he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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