Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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