Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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