You're my little dorito
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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