fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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