dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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