It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
well you can't waste a boner
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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