So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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