i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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