You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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