Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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