Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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