garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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