We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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