But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I need a burrito and a hug.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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