i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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